Bohemian Rhapsody

Someone machine translated Bohemian Rhapsody into Japanese and then brought it back to English. The results are pretty funny. If you try and read it to the beat of the song, it goes fairly well, but becomes way off at certain points.

Does this reality?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
Escape from reality
Open your eyes
Please look up and see the sky
I am a poor boy (poor boy) is
I need sympathy
I was so easy, come easy go
Little, little, low-
All the way, the wind blows
I really is not relevant to me.

Mama just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
But I pulled the trigger, now he is dead
Mama, life is just beginning
But now I've gone away and, throwing it all
Mama, ooh the
Did not mean that you cry
I am again this time tomorrow if you do not
Carrie is on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Send shivers down my spine
Body aches all the time
Goodbye, everyone
I'm going
Is recommended to face the truth and leave behind all
Mama, oooooooh (anyway the wind blows.)
I do not want to die
Sometimes, all hope had not been born in me

[Guitar solo]

Please refer to my miserable little man
The Scaramouche, Scaramouche case, do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Galileo Figaro
The Magnifico - o in - o in - o in - o
I love me just a poor boy nobody
He is just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy, easy, you go to get me to go?
Bismillah! No, we can not proceed
Let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you die
Let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you die
I (will go anywhere you go) Let
I (do you) (Never, never, never, never) let's go let Will
I, o is, o is, o is, o let's go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia), Mamma Mia, I let go
Beelzebub is for me aside, I have arranged for me devil!

I can rock you so, I think I spit in the eye
So you can love me and I think I leave it to die
Oh baby, baby I do not have this
Only just got out, got out of here right now

[Guitar solo]
(Well, yeah, yeah Well)

What is really important
Everyone can see
What is really important
What is really important to me

All the way, the wind blows ...